Feast of Culicidae

If there's something truly unlimited in this world, it's the amount of the annoying mosquitoes that keep feasting on my flesh.

My arms are full of rashes now and no matter how many I swat and burn, more of their descendants just keep spawning from out of nowhere. The legendary liquid/lotion armor called OFF! isn't effective anymore and these insects are getting aggressive.

On the bright side, I think I'm getting the hang of Wing Chun trying to beat the living inferno out of those small annoying black creatures as they graciously fly to their demise.

Here's three of my methods in getting rid of them: (cursing while undertaking these methods might prove effective)

1. Swat then stomp
2. Gas them
3. Burn them
(4.) I don't usually try this...lighter + baygon insect repellent...let there be flames

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