The Flappy Bored

"...stupidly simple game."
- one of my instructors

That was his definition of the notorious bird that escaped Pandora's Box and inflict inferno on earth. Flappy Bird has ruined a lot of lives in the span of two months (at least here in the university) however I'm not that afraid. Since I got dumped in high school before I even got to confess, my whole life has been a big question mark in the scrolls and archives in the great libraries of Celestia.... Right, anyway enough of my failed love life and ugly romantic high school story which greatly pains me every time I remember that fallen angel's face...I'm here to express my extreme success in the face of boredom.

In the three days that I've been playing Flappy Bird, I've come to the conclusion that the score defines the skill and boredom of the player.
A new high score, even by just a point, is really worth celebrating and throwing a party for because, well, it's that damn bird that we're talking about.

Here's my high score history (it's probably the greatest achievement that I've made in the bathroom since capturing Mewtwo with only one Dusk Ball in Pokemon X)













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